yo who wants to play strip yu-gi-oh
I send your shirt to the shadow realm
(Source: darrynek)
“STOP THE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!” i yell to the conductor. the train comes to a screeching halt. “this is where i get off.” i begin furiously masturbating as the conductor and all of the train passengers watch in horror.
“youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
(Source: rapbattles)
